- Intelligence is like underwear: it is important to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
- Scientists say that the universe is built with protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forget to mention the morons.
- I was told that I looked pretty yesterday, and I must say that it felt great. Of course, the entire sentence was, "You are pretty annoying," but I prefer to concentrate on the good.
- The elevator to success has several out-of-order signs on it; take the stairs instead one step at a time.
- You have two parts to your brain, the "right" as well as the "left." In the left one, nothing is right; in the right side of it, nothing is left.
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
- Common sense is not so common.
- Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
- I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
- A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
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